$31 billion in taxes each year!

July 28, 2008 § Leave a comment

Without cigarettes, this country’s stability will be affected!

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Orkut – XYZee has sent you a friend request

July 14, 2008 § Leave a comment

A mail in my inbox today, reproduced here verbatim. I can’t think of a reply.

are you a blogger how do you blog

XYZee (me_from_kerala@somemail.co.in) has requested to be your friend on orkut.

Seriously! Who’s writing these! Can I buy him/her?

July 11, 2008 § 4 Comments

Virgo Daily Extended:

The restless energy you’ve been struggling with for the past few days is finally starting to fade away, and suddenly your regular routine doesn’t feel so regular anymore! You’re finding new things to appreciate about your old life, and it’s fitting you like an old pair of jeans right now — things are comfortably uncomplicated. This bodes well for a blooming romantic relationship. Nothing’s more appealing than someone who’s happy with how their life is going.

They are coming!

July 4, 2008 § Leave a comment

Friends Reunited: Jen and gang’s return to big screen. Yeay.

More ‘together’ after this!

July 2, 2008 § 7 Comments

Someone had the incredible wit to write this. And another someone was kind enough to let the man know.

Yes, I’ll marry you, my dear,
And here’s the reason why;
So I can push you out of bed
When the baby starts to cry,
And if we hear a knocking
And it’s creepy and it’s late,
I hand you the torch you see,
And you investigate.

Yes, I’ll marry you, my dear,
You may not apprehend it,
But when the tumble-drier goes
It’s you that has to mend it,
You have to face the neighbour
Should our labrador attack him,
And if a drunkard fondles me
It’s you that has to whack him.

Yes, I’ll marry you,
You’re virile and you’re lean,
My house is like a pigsty
You can help to keep it clean.
That sexy little dinner
Which you served by candlelight,
As I do chipolatas,
You can cook it every night!

It’s you who has to work the drill
and put up curtain track,
And when I’ve got PMT it’s you who gets the flak,
I do see great advantages,
But none of them for you,
And so before you see the light,
I do, I do, I do!

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